e.g. enter on Main St, it’s the 4th door on the right

e.g. ring the bell after dropoff, leave next to the porch, call upon arrival, etc.

Get delivery or takeout from Uncle Joe's San Antonio [Parent] at 11988 Alamo Ranch Parkway in San Antonio. Order online and track your order live. No delivery fee on your first order!

Uncle Joe's San Antonio [Parent] 11988 Alamo Ranch Parkway - Order Pickup and Delivery

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This is a Pickup order

Prices on this menu are set directly by the Merchant.

The most commonly ordered items and dishes from this store

Bacon & Egg Taco

Large Lemonade

Country & Egg Taco

Sweet Tea

Barbacoa Taco

Two eggs any style with ranchero sauce served with beans and potatoes

Huevos Rancheros Plate

Carne Guisada Taco

3 Leches French Toast Plate

Half and Half Tea

Bean & Bacon Taco

Popular Items

1 Pancake

1 Tortilla

12 Tortillas

Beef Crispy Taco

Beef Enchilada 1

Beef Puffy Taco

Borracho Beans

Cheese Enchilada 1

Chicken Crispy Taco

Chicken Enchilada 1

Chicken Puffy Taco

French Fries

Guacamole Side

Mexican Rice

One Chimichanga

One Egg

One Flauta

Order of Bread

Pan Torta

Side Refried Beans

Side of Bacon

Side of Barbacoa

Side of Potato

Side of Salsa Ranchera

Side of Sausage

Side Pico

Sour Cream

Two Eggs

Two Toast

A la Cart / Sides 

Beef Fajita Quesa LG

Chicken Fajita Quesa LG

Chips & Queso

Chips & Salsa

Shrimp Quesadilla LG

Small Quesadilla

Tex-Mex Nachos

Piled high with ground beef, brisket guisado and chicken, refried beans, cheese, guacamole, sour cream, jalapenos and pico de gallo

Trash Can Nachos

Appetizers

Apple Juice

Bottle Water

Can Soda

Coffee

Cold Brew Coffee

Cup of Ice

Cup to Go 16oz

Cup to Go 32oz

Mexican Coke

Orange Juice

Small Lemonade

Unsweet Tea

Beverages

Bacon & Egg Plate

Chorizo & Egg Plate

Sautted pico de gallo with eggs served with beans and papas rancheras

Eggs Mexicana Plate

Tortilla strips sautted with pico de gallo mixed with eggs, smothered in tex-mex ranchero sauce and shredded cheese served with beans and potatoes

Joe's Chilaquiles Plate

Migas Plate

Oatmeal

Two buttermilk pancakes with two eggs any style and sausage or bacon

Pancakes Plate

Pork Chop & Eggs Plate

Breakfast Plates 

Bacon & Potato

Bacon Taco

Bean & Bacon

Bean & Cheese Taco

Bean & Egg Taco

Bean & Sausage

Bean Taco

Chilaquiles Taco

Chorizo & Bean Taco

Chorizo & Egg Taco

Chorizo & Papa Taco

Country Guisado Taco

Egg Taco

Ham & Egg Taco

Migas Taco

Papa & Egg Taco

Papa Mexicana Taco

Papa Ranchera Taco

Potato & Bean Taco

Potato Taco

Fried flour tortilla with beans and cheese and fried egg topped with salsa

Vato Loco Chalupa

Breakfast Tacos

Sante Fe Burger

Uncle Joe's Classic Burger

Burgers

Stuffed with pulled chicken with black beans, rice, white cheese and avocado, topped with chipotle salsa

California Burrito

Filled with shredded brisket or chicken, topped with sour cream, cheese and guacamole

Joe's Famous Fried Chimichanga

Stuffed brisket mexicana, refried beans, rice, pepper jack cheese and grilled jalapenos, topped with roasted salsa

San Antonio Burrito

Stuffed with carnitas, rice, black beans and corn pico de gallo, cheese, topped with hatch green chili salsa

Santa Fe Burrito

Sliced rybye, grilled shrimp, avocado, cabagge, cheese with chipotle ranch

Surf and Turf Burrito

Burritos

Large Capirotada

Large Cookies

Med Capirotada

Small Capirotada

Small Cookies

Desserts 

Cheese Ench W/Chicken Fajitas

With monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato , rice and beans

Chicken Hatch Green Enchiladas

Chicken Mole Enchiladas

With chile con carne gravy, lettuce, tomato, rice and beans

Joe's Enchiladas Plate

Poblano Chicken Enchiladas

Enchiladas

Beef Fajitas Plate

Chicken Fajitas Plate

Creamy Chk Poblano Plate

La Original

Steak Ranchero Plate

From The Grill

Beef Homemade Caldo

Chicken Homemade Caldo

Homemade chicken broth with hand pulled chicken, avocado, tomatoes, corn and cilantro. topped with cheese and tortilla strips

Creamy Tortilla Soup

Lg Menudo

Sm Menudo

Fried tortilla bowl filled with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese and avocado.

Taco Salad Bowl

Soups/Salads

Al Pastor Street Tacos

Asada Street Tacos

Bistec Street Tacos

Brisket Guisado Street Tacos

Street Tacos

Al Pastor Taco

Asada Mex Taco

Beef Fajita Taco

Brisket Guisado Taco

Carne Asada Taco

Chicharon Taco

Chicken Fajita Taco

Chicken Guisado Taco

Cholitos Pork Chop Taco

Machacado Taco

Picadillo Taco

Pork Chop Taco

Tacos

Asada Mexican Plate

Asada Plate

Birria Tacos Plate

Slow cooked brisket mexian style servied with rice and beans

Brisket Guisado Plate

Chalupa Compuestas Plate

Chicharon Plate

Fire roasted poblano filled with gorund beef or chicken battered and fried topped with classic tex-mex sauce, served with rice and beans

Chile Relleno Plate

Class Puffy Tacos Plate

Two ground beef or pulled chicken , lettuce, tomato adn cheese served with rice and beans

Crispy Tacos Plate

Two cheese enchiladas with chili con carne, cripsy taco served with rice and beans

Deluxe Mexican Plate

3 rolled corn tortillas stuffed with chicken topped with guacamole, sour cream and cheese served with rice and beans

Flautas Plate

Two tacos served with blackening spice, served with cilantro lime slaw and avocado, crema, rice and beans

Grilled Fish Tacos Plate

Grilled Shrimp Tacos

Two rolled ground beef or chicken topped with ranchero sauce, lettuce, tomato and cheese served with rice and beans

Soft Tacos Plate

South Tx Carne Guisada Plate

Two cheese enchiladas with a tamale and carne guisada served with fresh tortillas rice and beans

Uncle Joe's San Antonio [Parent]

Featured Items

Popular Items

Popular Items

A la Cart / Sides

Appetizers

Beverages

Breakfast Plates

Breakfast Tacos

Burgers

Burritos

Desserts

Enchiladas

From The Grill

Soups/Salads

Street Tacos

Tacos

Tex-Mex Favorites

Tortas

Uncle Joe's (Alamo Ranch) Near Me - Pickup and Delivery